DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Void Gems Collected:	34	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ores Mined:	9805
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	772
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5310	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7635
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	190	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	New Chunks Explored:	393810

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.