DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	155584
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1382	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Love Letters Sent:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1242
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7311	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Dragons Tamed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	1151
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Runes Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7253
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4903	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	420112
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.