DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Emeralds Found:	477
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	5025	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	8205
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	277	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.