DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Potions Brewed:	182

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

literal vanilla

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

literal vanilla is a server where the gameplay is purely vanilla no tpa no sethome no nothing. just the vanilla game at its purest form.we also allow stuff like griefing and stealing

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	594
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Spread of Civilization

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Spread of Civilization – Embark on an Epic Journey!Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative new server that brings you a unique Minecraft experience with an extra touch of realism! The goal of this server is to encourage players to collaborate, trade, engage in diplomacy, and interact with the world in a way that feels real. – Limited teleports, but better travel infrastructure with Dynmap, HsRails, Rail Protector and SpeedyBoats – Season Cycle and Real Farming with plant and animal growth based on their environment – Use-based land claims with Influence Claims – Ever-expanding world borders with Dynamic Borders

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Farms Harvested:	240	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Sarkarnetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Minecraft lifesteal 24/7 Online Join now And not forget to vote our minecraft server For more information Join our discord server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HyperMc

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Animals Bred:	187
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Animals Bred:	166	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Items Found:	8788	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Emeralds Found:	4965
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.