DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pagemaster

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Server Address/IP:s19.hosthorde.com:25666 Version: 1.12.2 Game Play Type/s: [SMP] [Towny] [McMMO] [Jobs] [VoteCrate] [CrazyAuction] [ArtMap]

Player Slots: 80 Server Ram: 6144 MB NEW MAP!! Description: PageMaster is a strong server quickly approaching two years of being active online! We have a lot of great events that take place through out every month including fun activities such as Creative Day Contests! Players come and go but we hope to grow larger to be able to have more fun! We have plenty of mini games that are either run by our staff or by automation, as well as some amazing builders. This is a Survival PvE Server; while there are a few PvP arenas and games, there is no raiding, and no PvPing outside of designated zones. We promote group towns and trade/shops. We aid to help make large builds and creative fun. We are also LGTBQ friendly, and have many members and staff that identify as LGTBQ. Come check us out! Offical Rules : http://pagemaster.enjin.com/rules Rules: No Griefing, Stealing, Raiding/Do not Advertise other servers./NO SPAM/Mild Cursing is allowed./No Hacks, Cheats, or Exploits of any kind!/ Keep things PG13 at least./Do not make any Lagmachines(including Jumping Fountains), Duplicators, or Death Traps. Owner / Admins / Engineers / Moderators: Chronosaga, OnlyManOnMars / Panguien07 / ColdSteal / Norbertcat, Runnah, Amras4 Plugins: [Towny] [TownyChat] [McMMo] [Citizens] [WorldBorders] [LWC] [PlayerHeads] [LogBlock] [Dynmap] [CraftBook] [jobs] [crazy auctions] [cratesplus]

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BermudaNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

wubwub

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Players Killed by Monsters:	3606	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Chroma Hills

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The server is currently in an open development stage where we invite all of our players, old and new, to join our server and help us make our gamemodes the best they can be! Current gamemodes include:

Survival & Chromageddon

Our basic survival server gives you the bare necessities to survive with a few helpful additions. Includes extras such as McMMO, trading system, and claims.

Do you think you have what it takes to conquer the land of Chroma Hills at it’s worst? Come and try our most challenging gamemode yet with custom trading system, challenges, and much more!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Amentrix

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

The Amentrix Minecraft server is truly revolutionary with its combination of Creative, Survival and Mini-game play styles in one server. We pride ourselves on our friendly staff and community and look forward to seeing you soon!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Trollcraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Lobby Server

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	229
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AquilaMc

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

Our server is a growing factions server with other plugins like mc-mmo friends and lots more that i can interact with.

we have a wide range of staff members that u can talk to about any issue.

Founder-toxiccoke

Owners-Ron, TractorBoy16

Admins-KittyMitts19,BuilditfilmitT

Thanks for checking out pmc page out and we hope to see u on.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4139
Divine Spears Created:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Towns Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VeteranCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

VeteranCraft is a solid growing community of mature, friendly players. Our technical back-end is second to none. Looking for a stable server that is run by serious people, and that will be there tomorrow? Look no further. We have no whitelist so stop in and check it out. If you like what you see, feel free to make a home here.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ores Mined:	1844
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3488
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CoolBearCraft SlimeFun | Towny

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

CoolBearCraft is a clean fast Minecraft 1.12 Towny server with SlimeFun, Mini-Games and an awesome player community. We’ve been around for over 3 years and are looking for new players to join us!

•12 FREE Ranks •Plenty of Cool Plugins (Like TOWNY and SilkSpawners) •One of the FRIENDLIEST Minecraft Communities! •Separate Worlds for Building and Gathering •Daily Bonuses just for playing and staying active! •A Balanced Economy •FRESH worlds and balances! We just reset!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

McGrimsCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

We are a new server and full of loving fun people! Our staff is the best around. We give ranks to those who wait patiently and ask nicely. Hope to see you soon 😀

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Star Shards Collected:	97
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

OnlineKlubben

Economy, PvP, Survival

Online Club was formed and founded D. 12 September 2007 – The purpose of the club is to create a gathering place for all who play some games on the web. We have room for everyone, so are you and your friends and need a room in Teamspeak, are very welcome to contact us and we quickly create a space for you. We try wherever possible to constantly be at the forefront, and update regularly our website and Facebook with different news, but you stand and have a great idea for Online Club, we hear as much know.

As our logo says At Online Club – We play pretty much EVERYTHING – – Its 100% FREE to be a member of the Online Club and it will continue to be.

Chummy Club greetings Online Club

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hunger games

Hardcore

Awesome

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4838	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

JigokuCraft

Creative, Roleplay

JigokuCraft is a creative server using the PlotSquared plugin that allow players to build on a 80 by 80 block wide land surrounded by grass. Players have the ability to switch their game modes if they wish to PvP or for other purposes. Roleplaying is highly encouraged therefore it is supported along with special privileges such as the ability to marry others followed by economy to make your roleplaying experience more immersive. WorldEdit can be obtained by voting for the server.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Animals Bred:	176	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ValleyCraft

Survival

A nice server. We speak English/Dutch.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Social Kingdom

PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Social Kingdom is a Nordic server owned by Rudomeister and L1nd4. Our server is based on PvP and survival, and has several popular plugins to enhance the gaming experience. Among other things, we have mcMMO, LWC, chestshop, logblock and towny.

We are concerned that the server should be as user-friendly as possible. That is why we have placed great emphasis on reducing opportunities for cheating among players and staff.

Welcome you shall be 🙂

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Animals Bred:	140	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GetWrecked

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

GetWrecked.net is not an ordinary server. This server has been designed to be enjoyed by anyone who strives to be the best. With our competitive community and very balanced economy, you’re guaranteed to have a great experience. We take pride in knowing that we’ve been the first to design and use some of the most popular plugins used throughout the Minecraft community. GetWrecked.net is not only run by the staff team, but it is run by a group of experienced players that know what the community really wants for the server. We’re dedicated to bring you the most enjoyable Minecraft experience as possible and we hope you would join us.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1391	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Animals Bred:	73

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!