DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	2309	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Magnet Craft

Prison

There is many different servers within this server! Mainly prison!

when we hit 35 peeps we are doing a Drop Party and a Mine Party!

Come and join the fun! dont miss out.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Biocraft

Creative, Factions, Skyblock, Skywars

Join Biocraft for an awesome community and a completely lag free experience! We have 5 dedicated servers that all work together to bring you speed and stability. You will notice that each game mode is built and made to fit the highest standards. We are not just another server, we are one big happy family! CONNECT NOW JUST TO SEE HOW LOW YOUR PING WILL BE!!!!

SERVERS BIRTHDAY = 12/28/2011 !!

=== Servers Hosted === Peaceful> SMP, block protection, no PvP, large biomes Creative> Plotme, trails, different sized plots Factions> Anti-tp glitching, custom no-cheat Towny> War events, player shops, low tax Skywars> Custom maps, lag free, different ranks

WELCOME ALL OLD AND NEW PLAYERS!! LOOKING FOR STAFF!!! See you on the server!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HeathCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

The HeathCraft Survival Server is dedicated to providing a close vanilla minecraft esque feel. Whether you want to play with friends or are looking for new friends to play with, HeathCraft is where you should look. Our helpful staff team are willing to help you with any of your needs, and to prevent all of your hard earned items and builds from being destroyed, we have grief protection. We look forward to seeing you on!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

City Prison

Hardcore, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

At city Prison people all around the world come to play with there friends. But make sure the player in the chain armour ask for something you give the warden the item so you dont go to jail. the more money you earn the higher rank you can get. and the higher rank the better ores. Good Luck And Have Fun

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crops Grown:	9473
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

EcoVentureCraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

EcoVentureCraft is a Survival Economy server running a large handful of plugins, designed to allow many variations of minecraft play styles to be integrated to coincide in simultaneous worlds, allowing for people who enjoy playing and building in an ever-growing in-game environment, You’ll Climb the Ranks based on your own Economic Success

Earn Voting Reward Tokens to trade for Rare Items, Enchants, Repairs, and More!

You can either work the Economy traveling between towns with loads of goods, start up a shop once you’ve reached rank 3: [Merchant] you can create “Trade Signs” so even if you’re offline, you can earn in-game currency!

mark out a claim of land or rent a claim from the server, or even other players! from server towns to player claims, there are many options when deciding if you like the safety of being within Fortress walls, or if a cobblestone cabin among the hostile mobs is more your style. Create a Dedicated Town when you’ve reached rank 5 [King] or [Queen] which can have up-to a 100×100 Region of land Anywhere in the wilderness you choose.

The overall design for EcoVentureCraft was to avoid limiting what you can do in-game based on donating for simple functions, the entire server is and always will be no-cost for normal functionality. With the multitude of ways you can exchange currency with players, your dedication can become highly rewarding for you in-game success!

I would like to Welcome you to Adventure even further into the virtual lands of EcoVentureCraft. “Play out your Destiny!”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	44
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Empathy

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxy Servers

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

FoxyServers.co.uk Is both a survival and Roleplaying server. We have a friendly community so far and hope it stays that way. The time is set in a medieval period, with Kings and Queens, pages and squires, Dukes, Barons, and much more! Any additional questions may be asked directly to the two owners on the server. We look forward to seeing you soon! Cheers.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Diablecraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

Your ultimate all-round Minecraft server offers: – Enough variety, thanks to several game principles and games – A powerful, self-financed server that promises lag-free gaming fun – Custom-written plugins – All game content is available to everyone – Coordinated ticket system on the website (coming soon) – Multilingual website with clear topics (in progress) – Forum for discussions, suggestions and wishes – English-speaking area in the forum – Well-coordinated and mature team – Pleasant and cohesive community – Protected against griefing and hacking attacks – Server, TS and website are available at all times – Always new features through new plugins and more

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Potions Brewed:	31	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

general656

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

If not the best Minecraft Greek server, definitely one of the best Greek Survival servers in Minecraft. Server with all cool features. Mumble voice communication potentials. Only some simple rules belongs to this fabulous Survival Server. Those simples rules are the following: * Flaming/trolling is forbidden * Destroy other players buildings is prohibited too but that’s why we have a special plugin for this * And at the end the obvious common rule that prohibits the advertise other servers. Have a good play!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

ConspiracyCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the next generation of Minecraft Survival! Our gameplay is carefully designed alongside our community and always evolving. We love pushing Survival to its limits and trying new things!

Minecraft Version: 1.15.2 (Supports 1.16)

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SwissSMP.ch

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Official server trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0PuVrCpIis Watch more trailers: http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL96E6DDD809DEC2FF

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Survival miney

PvE

Survival miney

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	56
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AbnormalPvP

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

Epic Minecraft PvP Faction Server With Custom Weapons and Daily Events With Weekly Drop Partys. We respect everyone on the server and we respect you. We Dont Hate We Just Play. Come On

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

oc0544

Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

EVERYONE HAS /FLY!!! NPC Quests, McMMO, Hunger Games, Capture the flag, Spleef, FFA, pets and LOTS MORE!!!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Eternity

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Le Diamonds Live for an Eternity!!! PvP, Fctions, Survival, iConomy, ChestShop, and yes you can do griefing and raids 😉 Just the best server for survival players and its semi Vanilla Spawn go make the best armor survive to find your best gear and then do war!!! Be the best and have the best faction for an Eternity! Put all the players heads in your trophy room, even admins heads, we ar playng survival yeah! 😉

We dont use all the time kick but we use a lot of the jails 😀 The Sakalaka jails. We try to make this server as much fun is possible and realistic. If you build simthing perfect, like a Arena or a shop, call the ops and if its perfect it gets warp, safezone(for your faction, you can edit the place) and your name will go to the Comunity Hall. and you get a lot of money for that 😉 Ingame money dude. We whaiting for you bro! -Snakefist(admin)

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.