DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Prisoncraft

op prison

PrisonCraft is a new OP PRISON server featuring unique content and an amazing community!

IP: play.theprisoncraft.net

VERSION: 1.8 -> 1.19

» Custom Enchantments» Quests» Custom Items» Auction House» Gambling» Plots

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Joyful

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Joyful is a small Smp server in 1.7, We offer a small non toxic community and many different events with limited and special items as rewards. And a variety of collectable tags for both our discord and minecraft server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	211176
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

💜💜CAVEBLOCK💜💜best island server in the CIS💜💜 Minecraft server

Clans, Donations, Economy, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Weddings, Without Launcher

▪ This is one of the servers of the WitherLand project from the popular tiktoker – YanFLEX!

It is important to know! Server with new mechanics! You can find more details in the section – /help

▪ More than 50 new enchantments – /en

▪ New funnel systems with wireless collection over a large radius, with wireless transmission to different chests with sorting at a distance – /h

▪ New chests with dozens of pages and hundreds of slots with convenient sorting, auto-melting and auto-selling – /h

▪ Support for EmoteCraft animations

Many interesting features and capabilities await you on this server!

▪ Here you can survive on the islands not only alone but also with your friends – /team

▪ Upgrade your team, add more players or friends to your island – /upg

▪ You can also link your discord account to the game server and communicate with the project chat directly from discord – /discord

▪ You can play on this server from both your computer and your phone!

Briefly about what is on this server:

▪ new mechanics for enchantments, chests and funnels

▪ the ability to play in a team on one island – /team

▪ pumping islands and expanding limits – /upg

▪ economy: work, shops, buying and selling items – /shop

▪ prize auto-parkour with free cases – /pk

▪ rewards for completing challenges – /free

▪ battle arena – /pvp

▪ leveling up your character – /upg

▪ complete settings for your island, down to the smallest detail – /is

▪ all minecraft dimensions are present – /go

There are too many interesting things on the server, it’s not possible to put it all in the description, so come visit us soon 🙂

▪ We are not limited to this mode! There are many more servers in our project, which you can select in the main hub – /hub

▪ So many cool mechanics are supported not only when playing from a computer, but you can also access us from your phone, XBOX and PS, ports for all Minecraft are standard (Java – no port needed, Bedrock – 19132)

We wish you a pleasant game on our project!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Legion Towny

Economy, Survival, Towny

We are a new towny server looking for players. We have a fully operational server with economy built in along side welcoming staff and a great community.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Citylink

KitPvP, PvP

CITYLINK is a new server focusing on kitpvp and prison mode.

If you are interesting in the old version 1.8 pvp, then you must join CITYLINK server because we provide the best pvp game mode and smooth knockback modified.

Also, if you are a prison lover, then you must try out our new prison game mode, and beat everyone else in the prison to be the first prestige 10 player!

Join now for the free VIP rank give away.

(You have to dm the owner on discord CITYJD#8792 to redeem your free rank)

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

UniOn – Season III Minecraft server

Cities, Shop

Welcome to the UniOn server – Season IIII | Minecraft! This is a unique place where you can plunge into a world of incredible adventures and endless possibilities. Our server offers many game modes that will allow you to realize your wildest fantasies and dreams.

Our players will have an incredible adventure in the world of survival, where they will be able to create their own cozy houses, extract resources and survive in the conditions of cruel nature. But that’s not all – our server offers unique opportunities for creativity, where you can show your talent as an architect and create unique buildings.

One of the main advantages of our server is our developed economy, which will allow players to create their own companies, sell goods and build their business empires. We have everything you need for a full life in the virtual world, from the banking system and stock markets to politics and culture.

Our players will also be able to participate in exciting events and competitions that will be held on the server. We always try to surprise and delight our users by offering them new opportunities and unusual adventures.

In addition, on the UniOn – Season III Minecraft server you can find the best friends with whom you can spend time in the virtual world and share your achievements. Our friendly and responsive team of administrators is always ready to help and support our players.

Join our large and friendly family on the server UniOn – Season II| Minecraft and immerse yourself in a world of adventure, creativity and friendship.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3851

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Saints Serwer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Saints Survival Server – Always on the latest version We invite you to have fun together – SaintsSerwerTeam

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Cosmocraft

Mods, Pixelmon Reforged, pokemon, Towny

Server IP: c0smocraft.apexmc.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Void Armor Forged:	24
Farms Harvested:	842	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

srnyx MC Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1:2000 scale Earth map taking heavy inspiration from SMPEarth. Any 1.7+ version (yes, even 1.17) can connect to the server, but 1.16.5 is recommended. There are a ton of fun plugins that make it more challenging but also more enjoyable to play on the server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SantyWorld EVERYONE DONATE CASE Minecraft server

The owner of the “SantyWorld ALL DONATE CASE” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Swifti Smp

Survival

We are smp you wanna join we are a community cracked smp if you want good players join our smp it’s for everyone. But rules are don’t grief don’t cheat and don’t hack it could lead to a permanent ban or etc. We are on 1.16.4. When the 1.17 releases on tlauncher we are going to move to 1.17. We are new server

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	2866	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Jrcraft – survival

Pve Survival

About JRCraft

JRCraft has been running since 2011 ! Join one of the longest running community driven servers in Minecraft history !

Small nuggets of infoNewish map, we have recently reset. We do not do this often (once every 2 years or so).Fast server, all JR servers are ran on a dedicated server cluster running in multiple locations (France / UK / Finland)Not ran by children, family friendly and no bullsh*t.No griefing ! If your builds are griefed please use /report we can rollback any grief !

Plugin info and Server News: https://jrcraft.net

Permissions: https://jrnetwork.net/help/serverwiki/minecraft/jrcraft-permissions-r21/

Dynmap: http://play.jrcraft.net:1888

+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-Donors?+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-+-=-

We do have a donator rank, this will give you some in game benefits. This is to help pay for our ever growing expensive servers.

Features

Additional Griefprevention blocksHave multiple homesKeep xp on deathUse /fly and /flyspeedHave a pet /petblockHave 99 homesCreate and use chat groups /groupUse Chat colorsUse a nickname /nickUse vanish /vanishUse playertime /ptimeRepair items /repairFeed yourselfHeal yourselfDo not need to sleep like other users to change server time to dayUse /fireworkUse /workbenchUse /backUse /compassUse a hatJoin the server if it is fullUnlimited Shopchests

For more information please look at: http://jrnetwork.net/subscriptions

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	35
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Maxgree Factions & PvP

Factions, PvP

Welcome to Maxgree Community! Factions & PvP (1.8 – 1.19.3) Hosted in centrum of Europe! Supported Goodies: – Specific Perms dedicated to each Rank – ShopGUI+ – AuctionHouse – Purchasable Ranks – RandomTeleport – Vault – 5 voting sites Server IP: mc.maxgree.net Discord: https://discord.gg/cRbNq8Sh3X Webshop: https://maxgree.tebex.io/

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

2. IP: mcsuper.net

3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8811
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Johnson SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Brand new survival server looking for some great people to help get a fun server up and running. If interested in helping, DM me on discord.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Towns Built:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.