DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CrispyCraft

Factions, PvP, Survival

A minecraft Factions server, with survival and PVP, 24/7.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DigCraft

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

Digcraft is a semi-vanilla survival minecraft server. We PVP for loots, you earn money from mobs for shops and towns. You can smelt your salvaged tools/armour. You can bottle your xp before jumping into battle. All things vanilla are enabled.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CosmicPrison

Prison

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Hello, my name is Sebastian but you can call me Seb. I am the server owner of CosmicPrison we are an OP Prison Server that love to play with out delightful players. We aren’t a big community but we are only here here to make you happy and enjoy this awesome Game Called Minecraft. We of course have a list of rules and some Very useful and itself Funny Plugins. Hope you enjoy. Your Friend -SEB

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Khaos Craft

Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Khaos Craft. A new and expanding community. Come check us out today, and find a home for a lifetime!

Our server is freshly started, and rapidly growing. Based on community opinion, we are constantly adding/changing the server. Join today and help build the foundation of what we at Khaos Craft hope will be one of the BEST servers available!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

X-Craft PvP

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

– 1 Huge PvP Map – Small Kit Delays (Even For Donators) – Multiple 1v1 Arenas – Unlock Cool Effects To Show Off – Dominate The 1v1 Leaderboard – Dominate The /balancetop Leaderboard – Buy Items with /shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Animals Bred:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Just Add Bacon

Creative, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Just Add Bacon is about adding bacon to everything…and having fun on Minecraft 1.8! Just Add Bacon Network currently has:

We are also adding more servers as we grow.

Just Add Bacon (or JAB as we refer to it), is a fun, friendly environment for players of all ages. We have a dedicated staff team, but are always looking for people who would like to help, be it moderating chat or making YouTube videos of your adventures or builds on the network. We also offer rewards for voting, ranging from ingame money, items, and monthly ranks for top voters!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	186	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CCEU.EU

PvP

This server has alot to do. We have build wich is curently Off because of glitch abusing, we have skypvp and we have Team-Warfare. also my name is ThisHDGamer and owner CCCoder gave me permission to publish servers

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8852
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Divine Spears Created:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SentinelCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CRACKED || BUNGEE || 24/7 || 1.17/1.18 || SURVIVAL || LAND CLAIM – GRIEF PREVENTION – TOWNY || MCMMO || LWC || ECONOMY || SKYBLOCK || CAVEBLOCK || MOB ARENA || MINIGAMES

The Sentinelcraft Network is a bungee server that was founded in May 2013. It’s been running for over 8 long years and has grown a mature dedicated community and staff. Our rules are also well defined to make your stay enjoyable, friendly and fun! We don’t support griefing, disrespectful behaviour or raiding other players’ bases.

Here at Sentinelcraft we value the community and do many community driven events such as: Roll on wednesday, Trivia on Friday, and many seasonal events for Easter, Year anniversary, Halloween, Christmas and much more! We also have a Stable Economy thanks to player trading!

We also have a set of plugins that will keep you entertained without making things complicated or influencing your vanilla-like experience.

Each gameplay experience is set on a specific world and a specific server for the sake of those who either want to play together in towns, venture off making their own protected claim or simply just want the challenge of Skyblock or Caveblock. You can check our website for more information — http://www.sentinelcraft.net

Besides the regular servers that contain the survival or skyblock game modes we also have a dedicated resource world with custom generation, Flatgrass (Creative only world) and minigames (MobArena, spleef ..)! Hope you join and have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5444
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	772
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Welcome to KnightCraft From BluePandazzz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

(Online) Welcome to KnightCraft! We are a loved community waiting for other players to join our adventure! We are a faction and survival server. Owner is not on right now, but our Admin, BluePandazz is on and she can help you! 🙂 If you join say BluePandazz Invited you. And if you want to sign up for staff, Ill give you a book and quill and you can write! 🙂 You can even do a builder test. Just ask one of the staff if you can do a builder test. Anyways, I hope you join our growing community! I would love it if you came and meet me, BluePandazz! Join now 🙂

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OneCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Begin your journey as a lowly peasant in the great city of OneCraft. Prepare yourself for your forthcoming adventures within the protection of the city. Set off throughout the world to build your empire, crush your enemies and grow your legend.

OneCraft is a professionally run Minecraft server ran on premium hardware with powerful scripts in place to ensure a smooth gaming experience. OneCraft is hosted on a dedicated Linux server; this means you’ll experience a more responsive environment and almost no down-time! We use an array of unique and powerful plugins to allow players to express themselves creatively.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MMC

Economy, FTB, Survival, Towny

Towny Survival Economy Active mods

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

rooscraft

Factions

ROOS-CRAFT This server contains great ranks and more games: FACHIONS AUTOSCOOTERS ip roosbert..de

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Not Your Normal Minecraft Server

You have got to see it to believe it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Skelacraft

Creative, Roleplay

– You can world Edit, If you dont know how to we even have a tutorial for you! – Redstone ISN’T disabled, You might say well then your server will lag. Wrong. – If a friend betrays you we can roll your plot back :O – Only you can people you add can build on your plot. – We offer =3= types of plot worlds unlike the normal 1. – We have a Normal plot world, Ender Plot World, And Nether Plot world – We allow you to claim 2 plots! – We are family friendly so chat will be safe! – We have 10 BUILD ranks so you always have a new goal to push for! What we have planned for the future of the server: – REAL money build competitions. If you win a competition you deserve a nice prize 🙂 – We want to add some more roleplay features like pets, etc. – Opening a free build world. Join our server at: 192.99.211.224:25565

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Animals Bred:	181

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Optimus Craft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Optimus Craft is a unique whitelisted Minecraft Community with a history stretching back more than 4 years. We have always maintained a strict application policy through the website in order to select friendly, social and trustworthy players only. This has created a great player base and an unprecedented atmosphere on both our Forums and Server.

We offer a main Survival (and Building) world along with the Creative World and several lovely minigames. Great Events, Building Contests and projects make Optimus Craft totally worth the shot!

Apply for the Whitelist on optimuscraft.com !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).