DildoCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

D-Nexus

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

“The lag is low; the uptime is high (24/7 of course); the plugins are balanced (yes, you have to earn those diamonds); the admins are more than competent; and the community is friendly except when it comes to the occasional murder and robbery. 9/10 would bang on people’s doors to recommend”

“Everyone is friendly and helpful, the plugins are a good balance between ‘fun’ and ‘challenging’, and the public areas (such as survival spawn, and the hub) are awe-inspiring — sometimes I’ll just wander around them to take in the sights. The staff is always quick to respond, whether it’s fixing a problem, listening to suggestions, or answering questions”

– Review posted by user(s)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Towns Built:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TheBurgServer

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This multiplayer server is entirely Vanilla Minecraft. We have implemented a system of team PvP to help improve your experience and make us somewhat unique. Gather a team together and kill other players to advance to become the winners of the week. Each week a new prize is given out to the winning team. If teams are tied, they will fight it out in our custom-built Colosseum. Fights will be held there regularly if you are seeking to actually gain some items rather than just points. All items are given back to the victim if it is outside of the arena. You can play regular minecraft, but getting kills will earn you prizes and fame! Come on and join us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Das Haifischbecken – Freebuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Shark tank!? We are Shark Tank, a community that has existed since the end of 2011. Many of our members’ contacts have led to real friendships. We hope that you will also make new acquaintances with us. In contrast to other servers, you will regularly meet our team in the game or Teamspeak and you will also have the opportunity to chat with us at any time. ————————————————————————————————- Server concept At the end of 2011, Shark Tank was created as a Bukkit server with only a few plugins. In the coming years, our server has been further developed to create an interesting and entertaining game world for every type of player. Based on our experiences, we set up a new server in early 2017 that will continue the Shark Tank tradition for a long time.

Enjoy Minecraft as it should be! ————————————————————————————————- Haifischbecken.net ༼っ◕‿◕༽

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Sami Stine

Creative, Mini Games, Raiding, Skyblock

Sami Stine

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RedemptionTeams

Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

RedemptionTeams is a new, modern, and fresh Teams PvP server! With custom plug-ins, amazing staff, and new and improved PvP, we believe that RedemptionTeams really is the ULTIMATE PvP expierence. Whether you have played Teams before, or you are new to it, our server has an amazing progression. RedemptionTeams gives an amazing expierence, and we are VERY professional. We believe that our server has more to offer than any other Teams server on Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	6229	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

eaveecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

eaveecraft

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MCB-Factions

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

MCB-Factions, the Faction server dedicated to you, we listen to our players and help provide the smoothest PvP experience possible. Our priority is fixing any bugs that may arise, they ruine the experience both for us and you.

We have plugins preventing all the most common Faction and PvP annoyances, such as pvp logging, border hopping and various cheaters. Join today and judge it for yourself! Key features: Anti-PvP logging , 20K border map, Friendly helpful staff, custom made spawn

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafters Party

Survival, Vanilla

This server right here is the server you are looking for if you don’t want to be surrounded with complicated mods and want to be a part of a wonderful and warm community.

We like to keep it nice and easy. Here you don’t die from other players which means no PvP. The staff is picked after hard thinking and is ready to help at any situation possible.

There is a server website which gives you all information needed when you join. You can also post a forum post if you want to suggest something new on the server or just post a funny youtubelink.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Lux In Spelunca

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

Hey there!

Are you looking for a safe, mature, fun and friendly environment to play minecraft? Look no further you’ve found it here. !! We are a 13+ server !!

We are a NO-RAID NO-PVP server. We strive to create a community based on respect and maturity. -Shop plugins, horse-keep, LWC protection among many other neat features. -Survival world and a PVP arena -Creative world for members-only to enjoy. -Admins all have a great sense of humor ;D You will start out as a ‘noob’ and once you’ve proven yourself a worthy player you will be promoted to member and become part of our community. Please do not ask for admin/op, you will be kicked, and if you persist you will be banned. We don’t tolerate spammers or whiners here, we especially don’t tolerate griefers. We’re here to play minecraft, have fun and make friends! Feel free to stop by!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

LTD-Craft

Economy, Factions

mc.limitedgaming.net [Factions] [Mcmmo] [Cracked] [24/7] [Vampires] [NoGapples] [Plotme] [SilkSpawners] [MorePotions] [Raiding] [Griefing]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Podzol Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Podzol Network is all about unique, entertaining gamemodes, such as Wizardry, where you will find yourself when you first join.

On Wizardry, you slay monsters, survive blood moons, fight bosses, level up spells, go on quests, summon minions, get achievements, find rare items, craft powerful spells, and explore dangerous, wealthy ruins. Wizardry is Survival, and there is PvP, you can protect your houses using a protection spell (which can be cast on sponges). But beware! If your protection is not leveld up, other players can take it over using a protection curse!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Crops Grown:	7649	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NemeGaming

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

NemeGaming was founded in 2011, and has since then been a staple household name, reaching millions of unique players logged into our network. We offer a variety of gamemodes, each of which provides the players with a variety of custom features never seen on any other server.

Our current gamemodes: – KitPvP – Skyblock – Survival

Join now at org.nemegaming.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ANiHost Factions server

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding

ANiHost’s new server!

We are brand new, but we are great! we have many amazing plugins, such as economy, worldedit, multiverse, Auto-Rankup(fun!)

we are ALWAYS recruiting, but DO NOT ask for staff, or items! 🙂 Hope to see you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

FuZioN PvP

PvP, Survival

We have a really great PvP survival server with free effect kits for everyone. For a Limited time everyone gets free vip. We have events which include spleef, bowspleef, mobarena, adminarena and more! When you join will get a free op starter chest which includes lots of goodies to get started. We have custom made weapons with custom made plugins! Come and play op pvp today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

smoke2k server

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Towny

ello and welcome to my minecraft server. We have this server for over 4 years and we recently changed to a new host and a new ip. We have people playing on this server from the start and we managed to become a nice community with a lot of fun events. Right now we are focused on towny + minigames like skywars and blockhunt. We try to have fun events every day to keep the server interesting for everyone. We do events like thewalls, marriages and we hold tournaments where people can win prizes.

I hope you want to join our server and have fun with us.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.