Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Dragon Eggs Found:	9179
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1888
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

aztecmc.org

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	469638

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

play.wavymc.fun

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

ms.mineglobe.org

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7248
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	44
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

50kilo.org

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	243	Animals Bred:	27
Votes:	9523	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magic Items Found:	5137
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	86
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	226057	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6950	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crops Grown:	1152	Enchantments Applied:	152
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dragon Eggs Found:	2320	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	680928	Meteorites Collected:	1

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf