Dildo Owner Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5325
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only requirement for joining is owning a huge dildo and being able to cum in 5 seconds or less! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is all about speed and efficiency! No time to waste when you’re building, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was actually defeated by someone using a huge dildo as their weapon of choice. True story! So if you want to be the next hero of our server, you better come prepared with your trusty toy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Picture this: two players facing off, both armed with dildos, trying to outlast each other in a battle of stamina and skill. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to wield the power of the dildo and conquer all in your path. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your fastest cumming abilities – you’re gonna need ’em!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1921
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5028
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	New Chunks Explored:	224668
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	2913
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchantments Applied:	227
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2068

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Divine Spears Created:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Emeralds Found:	3938

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	116
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4007
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4025	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Animals Bred:	73
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com