Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

    ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi
    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

    we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

    come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Meritocracy Myths Craft

    Meritocracy Myths Craft
    so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

    SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Mostly-Vanilla SMP
    Version 1.21
    Purpose Building community, shops, and more

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
    What can I do on the server? Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
    Is it a whitelisted server? It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
    Are there any rules on the server? Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Once Again Minecraft Server

    Once Again Minecraft Server
    🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • >Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

    >Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

    But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

    So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MommaCare Minecraft Server

    MommaCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

    Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

    So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • TipTopTressTrimz

    TipTopTressTrimz
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

    Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

    With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • GoodBadGuyMC SMP

    GoodBadGuyMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

    Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8180 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockBusterCraft

    BlockBusterCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

    On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

    Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft
    Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

    EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

    Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

    Our server is equipped with:

    Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

    Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

    Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

    See you in the game! ⚔️

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 25 Endless Legions Commanded: 41

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

    Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

    So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Magic Items Found: 1398
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DocBlockDaycare

    DocBlockDaycare
    Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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