Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Dragons Tamed: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Meteorites Collected: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

    GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server
    haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Animals Bred: 147
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

    SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Farms Harvested: 538
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 118 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 45
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Time Warp Craft

    Time Warp Craft
    Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

    Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

    So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Dimension Hops: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Villages Defended: 14 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5500

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Dimension Hops: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 348 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 139
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8357 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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