Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
Dragons Tamed: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

    ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

    We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDudesMC

    CraftyDudesMC
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7993 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 96
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lava Moon Adventures

    Lava Moon Adventures
    join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Dimension Hops: 12
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkyGem MC

    SkyGem MC

    SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lava Pilipinas

    Lava Pilipinas

    Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

    Custom Survival | Community Focused | Events & Custom Features

    Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

    Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

    Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

    Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Crops Grown: 9437 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 28

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Key Features
    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

    IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
    What is the Origins System? It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
    How can I join or create a team? You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
    Is there a player-driven economy on the server? Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
    What is Dynmap Integration? It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

    > Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    > Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

    > Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

    > Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

    > With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

    > Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 30

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

    Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4895 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 335
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PizzaRage Minecraft Server

    PizzaRage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

    Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

    Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyWeddingNightmare

    CraftyWeddingNightmare
    Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

    Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

    But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

    Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Ores Mined: 5670
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Farms Harvested: 851 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

    TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

    So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Ores Mined: 6478
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EternalEatsMC

    EternalEatsMC
    Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is bacon-wrapped diamond blocks! Yes, you heard that right. Every day, you can feast on the most luxurious and delicious bacon-wrapped diamond blocks while you mine and build to your heart’s content. Who needs regular food when you can have this ultimate gourmet experience in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and indulge in the most outrageous food experience you’ll ever have in a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 7013 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Dimension Hops: 11
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BukeleBlingCraft

    BukeleBlingCraft
    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like the El Salvador Bukele clan but wit crazier wealth and properties! We got 34 new properties valued at $9 million in just 5 years, like, who does that in Minecraft?! The president and his bro are fumin’ over dis investigation, but we’re just chillin’ and buildin’ our way to riches. Join us and be part of the most scandalous server in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mines Excavated: 1362 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Potions Brewed: 196
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScanSMP

    ScanSMP

    Welcome to ScanSMP, a survival server with a lot of features, these include:

    Economy: Experience an economy with banks, jobs, shops, an auction house and more

    Jobs: Experience working as a miner, woodcutter and many more jobs!

    Quality of Life: This server is based on quality of life, we’ve added many things to make the game easier but hard to play at the same time.

    Shop: Get everything you want in the shop, for a fair price.

    Chest Shops: Create your own shops, here is how you can do it. Hold the item you want to sell, then, point at a chest and do /chestshop create, this will create a chest shop you can make and sell things to other players! Manage it by shifting and right clicking the chest.

    Auction House: Sell things in the auction house for players to buy, get started by doing /ah

    We need funding for our server, so help us by buying or non pay to win VIP rank in scan.tebex.io and join our discord for annoucements and updates.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Magic Items Found: 7037 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    The Lily Pad – Where players hop along through custom biomes, fighting each other in teams while watching the map dynamically change!

    Welcome to The Lily Pad!

    Our unique server offers an immersive Minecraft experience like no other.

    Key Features:

    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way! IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    We can’t wait to see you in-game!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server with both Java and Bedrock editions? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play for both Java and Bedrock players.
    How do I choose an origin in the Origins System? Simply type /origin choose [origin] in the game to select your desired origin.
    Can I create my own team on the server? Yes, you can create or join teams to collaborate with other players.
    Is there a way to set up shops in the game? Yes, you can establish your own shop on the server and trade with other players.
    How can I access the live map feature? The Dynmap integration allows you to easily navigate and view the world in real-time.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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