Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Alien Abductions: 4
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP: Where our brains are bigger than our blocks! Join our realms now!

    Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm

    Features Description
    Collaborative Community Work together with fellow players on epic builds and projects.
    Survival & Creativity Experience the best of both worlds in a balanced, fun, and engaging environment.
    Custom Events & Quests Take part in weekly challenges, quests, and community events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
    Friendly Atmosphere We’re a welcoming and supportive group where players of all skill levels are encouraged to join and thrive.

    Join the Adventure

    Survive. Build. Thrive. Whether you’re looking to create massive structures, engage in friendly PvP, or simply relax with fellow Minecraft fans, Phronesis SMP is the perfect realm for you!

    Realm Code

    FvBEC22xygkF2WA

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Simply use the realm code provided above to join our server.

    Q: Are there any rules or guidelines I need to follow while playing on the realm?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the realm.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the Phronesis SMP Minecraft Realm?

    A: Of course! We encourage you to invite your friends to join our community and embark on adventures together.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Farms Harvested: 300

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Ore Gairu’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than your favorite romance anime? Look no further, because our server is where the real love story begins! Forget about overrated romance anime, join us and experience a love story with creepers, zombies, and skeletons.

    Our server is home to Hikigaya, the most charming and romantic Minecraft character you’ll ever meet. He’ll sweep you off your blocky feet with his witty one-liners and impressive mining skills. Who needs a boring old romance anime when you can have a love story filled with adventure, danger, and diamond armor?

    So why join our server? Because we offer the best romance storyline in the Minecraft universe, where love blooms among the pixels and diamonds. Say goodbye to overrated romance anime and hello to a new love story that will leave you crafting for more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Animals Bred: 155
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 282 Players Killed by Monsters: 6616

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP

    The Great Exalted Explorer Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about this absolute legend of a Minecraft player on our server. This guy once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. And get this, he defeated them all with nothing but a carrot on a stick! I mean, who even thinks of that kind of strategy?! If you want to witness epic moments like this and be part of a community where the impossible becomes possible, then you gotta join our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this wacky world of ours. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Crops Grown: 6499 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NoGroupTrips4Us

    NoGroupTrips4Us
    Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

    Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

    Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

    Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter

    ChatCraft SMP: Endless Chatter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can talk about is how many diamonds you’ve mined? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us and you’ll never run out of topics to discuss, whether it’s debating the best way to build a chicken farm or sharing your wildest conspiracy theories about why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it’s because they’re secretly working for the Ender Dragon).

    We have a community of players who are always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to join in on the fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 79 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mines Excavated: 4840
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 New Chunks Explored: 694531

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CraftyDudesMC

    CraftyDudesMC
    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a god among men! Accept the harsh reality that you are just a man in the real world, but in our server, you can build empires, slay dragons, and conquer kingdoms! Say goodbye to boring responsibilities and hello to epic adventures! Join now and unleash your inner warrior!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 488 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Lava Moon Adventures

    Lava Moon Adventures
    join this server and experience the thrill of building your own base on a volcanic moon outside the solar system! watch out for lava monsters and alien creepers that will blow your mind (literally)! mine for rare space diamonds and trade with intergalactic villagers for epic loot! who needs earth when you can have your own slice of fiery paradise in the stars? come join us and be a space pioneer today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Gods Slained: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SkyGem MC

    SkyGem MC

    SKYGEM MC – NETWORK – Spanish Network – Multiple game modes – Survival OP Custom RPG – And much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Lava Pilipinas

    Lava Pilipinas

    Welcome to [b]Lava Pilipinas[/b]

    Custom Survival | Community Focused | Events & Custom Features

    Lava Pilipinas is a Filipino Minecraft server that brings together players from all over the world to experience an unforgettable adventure! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or new to the game, you’ll find a home in our warm, active community.

    Come explore, build, and create your own story in Lava Pilipinas!

    Join our Discord for updates and announcements: IP: play.lavapilipinas.com

    Know more about our community and features: Website: [u]www.lavapilipinas.com[/u]

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 19
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Farms Harvested: 767
    Meteorite Armor Created: 23 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Leaky Lily Pad: Now with custom biomes, origins, teams, economy, and a fancy Dynmap! Join us on 1.21.1 Java/Bedrock

    The Lily Pad Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Key Features
    Cross-Platform Play: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    Custom Biomes: Explore unique landscapes in the Overworld, Nether, and End
    Origins System: Choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP
    Team Play: Form alliances and build together
    Dynamic Economy: Set up shops and trade with other players
    Live Map: Navigate our world easily with Dynmap

    Custom Biomes

    Discover breathtaking, hand-crafted biomes across all dimensions. From lush floating islands to fiery nether canyons, each area offers new challenges and resources.

    Origins System

    Embrace unique abilities by choosing your origin. Play as an Enderian teleporting through the world, a Merling ruling the seas, or one of many other exciting options!

    Teams

    Create or join teams to tackle ambitious projects, engage in friendly competition, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded players.

    Player-Driven Economy

    Establish your own shop, trade rare items, and contribute to our thriving economy. Your entrepreneurial spirit can flourish on The Lily Pad!

    Dynmap Integration

    Never get lost again! Our live map allows you to view the entire world, mark locations, and find your friends with ease.

    Join The Lily Pad today and experience Minecraft in a whole new way!

    IP: play.frogcraft.live (lilypad.live was too expensive 😔) Discord: https://discord.com/invite/6FBx3VQGuf

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can Java and Bedrock players play together? Yes, our server supports cross-platform play!
    What is the Origins System? It allows players to choose special abilities inspired by Origin SMP.
    How can I join or create a team? You can join an existing team or create your own in-game.
    Is there a player-driven economy on the server? Yes, players can set up shops, trade items, and contribute to the economy.
    What is Dynmap Integration? It’s a live map feature that helps players navigate the world easily.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and distract yourself from real-life drama with some virtual fun!

    > Our server is the perfect place to escape heartbreak and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

    > Build a virtual girlfriend for your friend on our server and watch as his heart slowly starts to heal.

    > Who needs Santa when you have a Minecraft server to bring joy and happiness into your life?

    > Help your friend move on from his past relationship by building him a virtual paradise on our server.

    > With endless possibilities and endless laughs, our Minecraft server is the ultimate therapy for a broken heart.

    > Join now and let the healing power of Minecraft work its magic on you and your friend. Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Funny XIV: Dawn Trail
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! We have more drama than a Final Fantasy XIV update, more treasures than a Moogle Treasure Trove event, and more spooky fun than All Saints’ Wake!

    Join us for meetups that will blow your mind, like a Halicarnassus Spooky Club where we discuss X-files theories, or a Goblin Costume Party Mixer where things get wild! And don’t miss out on our Halloween Musicals event on Balmung, Crystal – it’s gonna be a scream!

    So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in a blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 187 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PizzaRage Minecraft Server

    PizzaRage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take pizza sharing very seriously! Join us for epic battles and adventures, but most importantly, for the chance to claim your rightful pizza slices.

    Imagine a world where pizza slices are the ultimate currency, where alliances are formed and broken over the last piece of pepperoni. Will you be the one to snatch victory from the jaws of hunger, or will you be left with just the crust?

    Join now and experience the thrill of pizza politics, where every slice counts and betrayal is just a topping away. Don’t let your hunger go unsatisfied, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to conquer the pizza kingdom!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3754 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyWeddingNightmare

    CraftyWeddingNightmare
    Are you tired of boring weddings that only last a few hours? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an ALL DAY event filled with excitement and adventure.

    Join us for a rehearsal brunch at 10am, followed by a ceremony at 12:30pm. But wait, there’s more! We have “group activities” scheduled from 2pm-7pm, including the thrilling game of cornhole. And don’t worry, our dinner and reception will keep the party going until 10:30pm.

    But here’s the twist – it’s a completely dry wedding! That’s right, no alcohol allowed. But trust us, you won’t even miss it with all the fun we have planned. So grab your fancy dress and heels, and get ready for a wedding experience like no other.

    Don’t be a snooty party pooper, join us for the wedding of a lifetime on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP

    TrendyHate in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only trend is building dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you can’t stand the trend of playing it safe!

    Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with someone’s house being turned into a giant lava pit? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all – we also have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to claim the prize?

    So if you’re ready to break free from the boring trends and embrace the chaos, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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