Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 700
Rainbows Spotted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

New Minecraft Servers

  • VanillaCraft

    VanillaCraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aesir Mc

    Aesir Mc

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8863
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Love Letters Sent: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TheCrib

    TheCrib

    TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Light

    Light

    Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Secure Heaven

    Secure Heaven

    Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Friends In Game

    Friends In Game

    The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC.LOL

    MC.LOL

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 242
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 982900 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PrismForge

    PrismForge

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 286
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 6172
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Esoteric Survival

    Esoteric Survival

    – Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 13
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Valegate

    Valegate

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Potions Brewed: 51
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Villages Defended: 8
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Void Armor Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Humblex

    Humblex

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Runes Activated: 8 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • One Peace

    One Peace

    What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Towns Built: 5 Dimension Hops: 12
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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