Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you are the temporary dictator of Britain! But don’t worry, we won’t make you deal with boring real-world problems like Brexit or economic crises. Instead, you’ll be given an annual budget of £15,000,000,000,000 to fix Britain in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine turning Buckingham Palace into a giant roller coaster or replacing all the red telephone booths with hot tubs. You could even build a massive statue of yourself made entirely out of tea and crumpets. The possibilities are endless when you have that much money to play with!

Join our SMP today and show the world how you would fix Britain in the most hilarious and unconventional ways. Who knows, maybe your ideas will actually work in real life too! So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building and make Britain the craziest country in the world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • SleepyCraft

    SleepyCraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FunBlocks

    FunBlocks

    FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands  – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 12 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OasisCraftBr

    OasisCraftBr

    IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafted SMP

    Crafted SMP

    Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MythicSMP

    MythicSMP

    MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4291
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aquatic Vanilla

    Aquatic Vanilla

    Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • United SMP

    United SMP

    We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • mlum Prison Escape

    mlum Prison Escape

    Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Mines Excavated: 3867

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astral

    Astral

    Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 New Chunks Explored: 981298
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Beanz Craft

    Beanz Craft

    Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RivlerMC Network

    RivlerMC Network

    Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The perfect SMP

    The perfect SMP

    ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AlmightyMC

    AlmightyMC

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AitoFactions

    AitoFactions

    AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Dimension Hops: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Crops Grown: 3100 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mapucraft

    Mapucraft

    We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Gods Slained: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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