DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Magic Items Found:	6129	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	1800
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

tradehavensmp.com

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

play.bloxblast.net

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Crops Grown:	2279
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	5909
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

carefreenetwork.it

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3341
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6908	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	2905

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

play.MarilagHaven.online:25501

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ores Mined:	858
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

play.fatesmp.org

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

MahiCommunitySMP.mcserv.fun

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	9

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

mc.technonetwork.xyz:25581

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

play.ethelia.org

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	814	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Holy Grails Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

play.allayrival.net

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

play.cobblemonislands.com

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9048	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	6

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

play.moodymc.net

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4

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ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Continental-MC.net

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

wavycraft.net

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Runes Activated:	0

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

galaxypixelmon.minecraftserv.com:32324

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

play.beastmc.co.nz