DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	2469

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

vote.pitsim.net

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1135	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

play.norules.wtf

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2290
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

mc.ever-lands.com:25570

ExtractMC

Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

169.150.132.107

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Dimension Hops:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9320	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

play.jailsmc.net

JustBox

PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mines Excavated:	4889	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

justbox.minehut.gg

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

play.eleriummc.com

PokeChampions

Economy, Hardcore, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Come have fun on this great adventure and be part of our family.

Server Information:

Automatic events. Safari with 7 large biomes.. VIPs at affordable prices. Battle pass system Boxes Daily missions and more.

pokechampions.com.br

LifeSteal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to the public LifeSteal SMP!

We are a simple server based on semi-vanilla with an additional feature where you can steal hearts from other players! If you kill someone, you receive their heart and the person you killed loses a heart, which will result in the killer having a maximum of 11 hearts and the victim 9. Our players also have the same advantages in PvP, and we do not restrict you from stealing or raiding other bases. We have made a limit of maximum 20 hearts on the server, and the lowest you can go is 5 hearts, so you don’t have to be afraid of getting banned as it’s already challenging to play on a hard difficulty with the minimum hearts.

Server Location: Germany Version: Java Edition, 1.19.2 Premium Only: Yes Difficulty: Hard

ms.lifestealsmp.com

Craftland

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Farms Harvested:	368	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

======================= Welcome to Craftland! ======================= If you are from bedrock include the * when voting Bedrock Port: 26561

We have Economy Zone PvP Claims Store Auctions Missions Lottery

play.craftlandmc.net

RamboMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Zombie Dances:	6

RamboMC is a Dutch Minecraft server suitable for both Java and Bedrock players!

Our game modes are always available on the latest versions, so you never miss the latest features of Minecraft!

Our history: RamboMC was founded on January 6, 2021 and has been unstoppable since then. In the past 2 years we have continued to develop and have experienced enormous growth. We have welcomed 78,000 unique players to our network and have been #1 in the Dutch top list for a long time.

Of course, you can only really see if RamboMC is for you when you experience it, which can be done via the following information: IP: play.rambomc.nl ON PORT: 19132

play.rambomc.nl

Saltwater Scourge

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Towns Built:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Set sail on Saltwater Scourge in version 1.20.4 for a thrilling pirate experience like no other!

128×128 Personal Islands with Build Wands Conquer the open sea with an adventure like no other Defeat Dungeons, Bosses, and claim their treasures. Join hourly events for loot and excitement. Discover secret locations and hidden treasure chests. Take on challenging quests for valuable rewards. Fully customizable ships with many different colors and flags. 60+ pets to choose and earn. In-Depth Weapon and Armor Crafting System.

https://saltwaterscourge.com https://discord.gg/jwWkn7wR4T

play.saltwaterscourge.com

MineCrack World

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6962	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Star Shards Collected:	208	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Survival Minecraft server with Grief Protection, Claims, RTP, Set Homes, and No economy.

We aim to provide the best Survival Minecraft experience with a few extra protections and amenities. Our goal is to do one thing and do it well, we have no plans on expanding into other Minecraft game types.

Mine Crack is a Community Server that Features Survival & Creative. We are a community server, meaning that we take our members’ feedback to help improve the Server.

Other Information We have a Community Discord server here – https://discord.gg/mx7PVWPG Follow us on twitter here – Coming soon.. Public Website – Coming soon.. Server is Sponsored by Apex Hosting -https://apexminecrafthosting.com/

minecrack.apexmc.co

Bridge Practice

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Animals Bred:	98	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Practice The Bridge using various different techniques – Wing Practice, Prebow Practice, Bypass Practice, and Bot 1v1 Practice, where you can duel an AI in The Bridge! The server is custom coded to help improve your bridge skills from a rookie to a godlike. Have questions, need support, or think of a suggestion? Join our Discord by typing /discord once you get into the game.

bridgepractice.net