DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4092	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

SmileCraft

Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Towns Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to SmileCraft! Come play at a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Anyone is welcome here! Just want to hangout and chat? Go out on an adventure? We’ll gladly invite you in! We also do monetary giveaways for $ or gift cards!

mc.smilegamers.com

Quailiens

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

quailiens.online

Forged Realms (ForgotSMP)

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Forged Realms, formerly known as ForgotSMP, is a minecraft network that specializes in different types of gamemodes especially survival minecraft. We have hosted gamemodes such as LifestealSMP, Lobby, VanillaSMP, PracticePVP, and we’re planning on adding more. Join the adventure!

We provide many gamemode: – LifestealSMP – Survival or Classic SMP – PVP Practice – And more coming soon!

Join The Adventure!

mc.forgedrealms.co

Eternal Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Eternal Realms is something of an oddity when it comes to Minecraft Multiplayer servers. We are a server where vanilla gameplay is enjoyed to it’s fullest, with most of the added features being completely optional!

play.eternal.gs

RusticLand

Economy, KitPvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Villages Defended:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	73

Welcome to RusticLand, a survival crossplay1 server but you can enter with 1.12.2 – 1.19 😀

mc.rusticland.xyz

PowerMC

Hardcore, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Potions Brewed:	149	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

PowerMC was created for powerful players and honoring them by prioritizing community feedback, consistent content development, and frequent updates without sacrificing high quality gameplay.

Play Survival, Lifesteal, and Prison gamemodes that contain active communities, engaging gameplay experience, balanced progression, next-level features, and many more aspects that curate a fun time for all types of players!

Connect now on Java and Bedrock Edition at IP: ms.powersmp.com and Bedrock Port: 19132.

Join the Discord at discord.gg/powermc to engage with an active community, receive announcements and updates, and participate in events and giveaways!

ms.powersmp.com

Vellumtale

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

I want to personally invite everyone to our Vellumtale community!

But why should you join?

> Its a brand new server that’s up 24/7 and located in the EU. > Besides the standard features like Crates, Shops, Anti-Grief, Kits, Ranks etc. our server has revolutionary features such as Custom Weapons, Armor, Mobs, Dungeons, Quests, Cool Hats and a ton more! > We have a small but friendly community :schematics: > Lots of quality updates that are heavily influenced by the community! > Fast, reliable and friendly staff! > You can even talk with other players on the server directly from discord!

I hope we can all grow as players and as a community on Vellumtale !

play.vellumtale.com

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3849
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

play.earthpol.com

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	60
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

play.oasishub.net

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Dragon Eggs Found:	6497	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

tunescraft.net

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	154	Dragon Eggs Found:	8601
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	359	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

play.opasmc.net

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2453
Potions Brewed:	184	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Votes:	1545
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

bartolsmp.com:27785

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

otcMC.mywire.org

Corvid Crossing

Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	983	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

135.148.29.246

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

play.hgmc.dev:46235