DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9441	Epic Battles Fought:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Eternal SMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Towns Built:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Enchantments Applied:	200	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Welcome to Eternal SMP! A new whitelisted server with an old server vibe, experienced staff and a fun, drama-free community. A fully vanilla style SMP with as few plugins as possible, only to highlight the fun of the game, not to take away from it. Join our discord server via the link, and apply today!

54.39.196.90:27270

0tx.org

Factions

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Full TNT – No Border – Unlimited Homes – 150gb of bases!

Welcome to 0tx.org! IP: 0tx.org Website: 0tx.org Admin: Cowsook

Join the hundreds of rogue factions, trying to live and mine amongst the chaos. How to play? Create or join a faction, gather players, and build together! Factions are invite only, so ask in chat or better yet – create your own faction and ask new players to join you.

factions.org

Alpha Prison 3.0

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Alpha Prison is a new Prison server with Many Awesome Plugins and multiple goals to achieve! PVP arena Plots Lucky Blocks Plugin Prison Ranks A-Z 5000+ Prestiges 75% Off on /buy And Awesome Custom enchants!!

play.alphaprison.net

Left 2 Die

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Do you like fighting zombies?Do you like griefing? Well come and join our server and kick some zombie butt. Its like a Zombie Apocalypse type gamemode, in which you go around a city filled with all types of creepy creatures and try to survive and thrive. *No White listing needed* On 24/7

L2D.muttsworldmine.com

Cookie Project

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8800

This is a non-PVP (we do have a PVP arena However, and a few challenges where high quality prizes are given out for compleating) and non-Grief server, up 24/7. Not handing out staff. We use plugins such as, CoreProtect, world guard, world portal, NoCheat, Iconomy, Towny, LWC, And many more. There is NO hacking allowed on this server either. Come have fun! 😀 Join Quick!

projectcookie.game.nfoservers.com

McSurvival

Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8909
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

A server for survival and hanging out! If you want to apply for staff you can ask me when i’m on and I will quiz you! Have fun! Oh yeah, wash your hands! It’s a good time for it!

mc.naturalone.net

GlassDragon

Creative, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	New Chunks Explored:	876338
Animals Bred:	81	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Dedicated server in a 24×7 Datacenter (99.9% uptime). No whitelist. We emphasize creativity in a friendly atmosphere. PVP is restricted to Arenas. No hacks, no xray, no flying, no creative mode. The mods and admin will not spawn items. We try to keep as close to the vanilla experience as possible while adding anti-grief measures and a few extras to enhance the multiplayer world.

server.mcglassdragon.com

Equestrians United

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4157	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Towns Built:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to Equestrians United! a 1.12.2 equine (survival) horse server! We have fun plugins to make the server smooth and easy to play. Shops, timber, economy and more.

Have fun, Love horses

equestriansunited.mcserver.us

Civilization

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Emeralds Found:	5891
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189

Start a new life!

This server can give you the feeling you get when you are entering a minecraft world for the first time. In the wild, alone and unexplored. Start a new Civilization either alone or with others!

The goal is to get start a family and hopefully get a chance to marry a partner. To be the dominate family should be on the top of your list. To reach the goal, develop fast, find resources, make “fire”, and build a village with shops. Earn your living through others! The server itself is all about the players that create their own civilization. If you are tired of spawning in a pre-made spawn and to not be able to build anywhere, this server is for you!

84.209.19.241

Titanzesports

Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14

come along and join a brand new survival and sky blocks server 🙂 survival includes cbeing able to claim your land so you cannot be griefed or anything like that you can build a massive town with your massive army of friends

titanzesports.apexmc.co

Zedwork Zurvival

Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Buildings Constructed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Zedwork Zurvival is a community-run semi-vanilla Minecraft Server, with an emphasis on collaboration and community.

There’s no grief. Not only do we prevent grief before it can happen with claim protection, but we will typically catch and ban those up to no good pretty quick.

We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

Players always start in a resource rich environment alongside other players just starting out. No more walking hundreds of blocks out of spawn before you can build. No more searching for caves, only to discover they’ve already been stripped of all valuables. With Zedwork, you’re dropped right in with other players who want the same as you: to find a nice spot to build; and you’re never far from trees and other natural resources to mine.

We are vanilla. This does not mean no plugins, completely unprotected. What we mean is there is a focus on the core Minecraft experience. There are no game-changing plugins; nothing to distract from simply playing Minecraft.

We are aiming to grow in size very rapidly, and are eager to build our world and our community up with you. Come and join us!

[EULA-compliant]

mc.zedwork.co.uk

sakuramc

Mini Games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9987
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

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sakuramc.us

siagne.net [France]

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

[France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

siagne.net

Good Vibrations

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Emeralds Found:	6802	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Hello! Welcome to Good Vibrations! This is a factions server dedicated to having fun. We are running the latest version of Minecraft, and will update whenever we can. There isnt much else to it, just come here and have fun. Play factions! Good luck! Also, we are accepting staff applications!

goodvibrations.apexmc.co

Elysium Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Elysium is a Multiworlds server with magic and ranks. These worlds are a mix of creative and survival, skylands and flatlands. We also have clans and towny! Please join us by visiting ELYSIUMMC.INFO and sign up on the whitelist! Then go to the IP! See you there 😀

elysium.mine.nu