DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

A, animation, Anime, bottom-of-the-barrel, Character development, critique, dickriding, DickridingCraft, Disappointment, fallen standards, Fans, filler show, horrible generic soundtrack, low quality., mid-2005, Minecraft, Nick Jr., no meaningful characterization, review, Server, Soundtrack, stiff animation, television, Ultimate

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Void Gems Collected:	36

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

GloCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

119.252.191.168

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

51.79.121.100:25675

Mosaic Republic

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

198.143.159.220

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1631
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	229
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

54.39.39.108

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

mc.the-10th-planet.net

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchantments Applied:	291	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

DualCrafts.minehut.gg

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

play.surrealcraft.net

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Dmarmc.ga

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Emeralds Found:	6466	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

mc.haxircraft.com

Sk8erpnk

Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Holy Grails Found:	4

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

ismayilileeylence.aternos.me

Portlandia

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	4463	Love Letters Sent:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

184.154.41.132

ShadowPvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

minecraft.eyeguardian.com

EvilBits

Skyblock

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Zombie Dances:	3

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

54.39.221.19:25590

ninjacraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Emeralds Found:	6121
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

85.236.100.145:29765

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Chimeras Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

mayoslo123.aternos.me