DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
New Chunks Explored:	704665	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchantments Applied:	250
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Void Gems Collected:	35

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Libton-Craft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6459
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

93.186.204.181

Douglas Weisgerber

Factions, KitPvP, Survival Games

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Acorn is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and pvp only in pvp arenas Players can make their own shop starting day 1 and even set a warp to it. They can also build their own pvp arena. All donator perks can be obtained simply by voting

play.acornmc.org

GloCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

119.252.191.168

CaveCraft

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

51.79.121.100:25675

Mosaic Republic

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	141
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

198.143.159.220

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4899
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

54.39.39.108

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

mc.the-10th-planet.net

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

DualCrafts.minehut.gg

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

play.surrealcraft.net

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	New Chunks Explored:	609587
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Dmarmc.ga

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

mc.haxircraft.com

Sk8erpnk

Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Farms Harvested:	193	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

ismayilileeylence.aternos.me

Portlandia

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Secret Passages Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

184.154.41.132

ShadowPvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	5244
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Towns Built:	5

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

minecraft.eyeguardian.com

EvilBits

Skyblock

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crops Grown:	1029	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

54.39.221.19:25590