DickridingCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /a/ Fans!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, stiff animations and lackluster soundtracks on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you question reality itself. Our characters are so well-developed, you’ll swear they jumped right out of a Nick Jr. show from the mid-2000s. And don’t even get us started on the soundtrack – it’s so generic, it’s practically iconic.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has such high standards that even /a/ has fallen in love with it. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining our server will unlock hidden powers within you that you never knew existed. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

CharlieCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Animals Bred:	198	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

mc.charliecraft.com

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

play.menzatyx.xyz:19132

MCLand [MCSMP]

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

sl.mcsmp.com

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Best server PvP server Lifesteal Heartsteal Hypixel like soon 24/7 server Best India server and Nepal Location germany

play.cubepixel.net.falixsrv.me:25357

MineCove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Join a community, not a server.

MineCove is a professional, family oriented atmosphere founded August 1st 2012. We strive for fun, fair, and kind play. Hostile natures in any form have no place here.

**Earn 100 McMMO levels for free when you join!**

play.minecove.org

The Hallowed Aether

Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Items Found:	1669	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

CF_ProminenceIIFabric_2.6.5.jar Modpack 1.20 Up and coming server oriented for long term play! Prominence Void’s Invasion

50.20.205.148

ninescraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Divine Spears Created:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	529	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

cant wait to see you there 🙂

ps Nineballed, Modmasta, and Mojoconcarne are the owners

ninescraft.net

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

cakesmp.us.to:58685

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

mc.desiredcraft.net

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mines Excavated:	3010

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

diamond.voxmc.com

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

voortex.online

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

jogar.minecraftserver.com.br

SkyRomania

Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	133

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

188.212.100.110:25507

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Emeralds Found:	1500	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

mc.havoc.network

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	480872
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1259

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

ZaraKits.xyz