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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	369876
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Farms Harvested:	856
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	109	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Animals Bred:	170	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Emeralds Found:	3079	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.