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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 2482 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 253 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
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