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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 2223 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Enchantments Applied: | 188 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 144 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
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