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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 2193 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
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