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Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
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Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
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