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Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
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Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
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