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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2027 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 322 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
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