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Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
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Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 159 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
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