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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3065 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 |
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