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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3383 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1854 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
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