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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9204 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4202 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Buildings Constructed: | 33 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 173 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
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