New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers

DickCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, But Your Building Skills Do!

DickCraft: Where Size Doesn’t Matter, But Your Building Skills Do!
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Players: 93/500 Votes: 5504
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Enchantments Applied: 167 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

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