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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4066 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3520 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7163 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle. Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find a treasure chest filled with enchanted dildos. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the wild and wacky world of Minecraft pleasure you in ways you never thought possible!