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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5833
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7712	Gods Slained:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6642	Holy Grails Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Void Gems Collected:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	104	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	167

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	236
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Magic Items Found:	1418
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	8

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	284
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Emeralds Found:	4256

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8777
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	303
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9942

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Crops Grown:	2555	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

[1.20+] [play.oasissmp.gg]Oasis SMP is a newly released survival multiplayer server.Server Features: Land claiming Skills to level up Custom fishing Custom world & vanilla world, Jobs to earn money Shop creationIP: play.oasissmp.gg Version: 1.20+ Discord: https://discord.gg/NT8yJst82E

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Towns Built:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mines Excavated:	3350
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	187
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	305730
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Crops Grown:	7027	Dragon Eggs Found:	7796
Chimeras Created:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Introducing InfiniteMCInfiniteMC is a fun community server with tons of entertaining and enjoyable survival options to choose from. We have a large variety of ways you can choose to survive on in Minecraft and we guarantee you will have a complete, unique and enjoyable experience when you join InfiniteMC. The staff and regular players are dedicated on providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players, we hope to see you join us soon!Java / Bedrock compatibility Keep inventory Slimefun Towny Pyromining & Pyrofishing Player shops / Player warps / Player auctions Casino Rank up with in-game money Free daily crates for voting Competitive economy

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mines Excavated:	4230	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	4007
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

alliancecraft.net