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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4373 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!