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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 939 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Animals Bred: | 166 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Ores Mined: | 3190 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!