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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 8543 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 159 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!