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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2212 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 33 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!