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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 8325 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!