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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1758 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 311 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 49 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!