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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7324 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Star Shards Collected: | 138 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!