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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7285 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Secret Passages Found: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!