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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6059 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!