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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8108 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!