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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 2032 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!