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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1993 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!